Bicycle
One day there is a girl who has name Mary. Today is her birthday. So, she was on the way back home with happily. When she arrive at home, she saw a new bicycle and a greeting card beside it. With smile she’s looking for her parents but she couldn’t find them, and she think ‘hmm, this present must be for me’
Because she can’t wait her parents to came home, she drive that bicycle and going around her house.
“Is this your new bicycle?” ask her nneighbour.
“Yes, this is my birthday present from my parents” answer Mary with smile.
When she play with the new bicycle, her parents come home from market. Mary walk up to her parents and said, “Thanks mom and dad” .
Her parents confuse and ask her, “Thanks for what, Mary?”.
Mary answer with smile, “Thank you for the bicycle, although it’s a little bit too small for me, but I’m happy with this present, it seem it’s expensive”
“I’m sorry Mary, this bicycle is not for you,“ answer her mother.
Mary was so surprissed. “So, this is for who? there is a greeting card with my name in it”
Her mom laugh and said “Yeah, there is your name in it, but this is not for you. This is for your father’s monkey and it’s name Mary too. She have same birthday like you. So, your father give her a present”.
This is Monas, Sir
One day at the monument, there is an old man who was senile. He stood at the curb and stopping a cab. After the cab stopped, he got into the taxi. "Take me to the Monas ya?," said the old man.
"Monas sir? You have been in the Monas, sir." taxi driver said in confused. The old man then took his wallet, to pay ten thousand, and gave it to the taxi driver. As he opened the cab door to go out, the old man said, "Next time if you take a old man, don't speeding-speeding ya ..."
I'm The Boss
One day the boss of the world's largest companies complained at a meeting, the employees don't give attention to his. No one responded when he told funny story. He became a feel disrespected. Then the next day, the boss was carrying name tag that read "I'm the Boss".
Then he gathering to his employees and show off it to them.
"I'm the boss here. So laugh every time I start to tell the story lucuku "
"But Mr. .." said the secretary.
"There are no buts. No one can or dare to fight me. Eventhough my wife "
"But sir, your wife just called. He told you to give back her name tag that you are bring today "
